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David Lee

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My mind’s made up, don’t confuse me with facts.

 

Talk is cheap. Until you hire a lawyer.

 

Take my advice — I'm not using it.

 

I got lost in my thoughts. It was unfamiliar territory.

 

I started with nothing, and I still have most of it.

 

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

 

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

 

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes...

 

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I came here to work not think!

Sure yelling at the machine encourages it to work better!

Hot sauce is too spicy bring me some peppers!

I hear howls are we under attack by wolves, no, just the family singing songs!?

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