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Federal Judge Orders Chris Tomlin To Stop Adding Choruses To Perfectly Good Hymns

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  • Federal Judge Orders Chris Tomlin To Stop Adding Choruses To Perfectly Good Hymns

    ATLANTA, GA—A federal judge passed down a ruling Tuesday morning ordering popular worship and CCM artist Chris Tomlin to immediately cease and desist adding catchy choruses to perfectly good hymns, sources confirmed moments ago. The order bars Tomlin from modifying, altering, deleting, or adding any lyrics of songs originally published in church hymnals before 1959. […]

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