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Speaking English is hazardous to your health

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    [FONT=Verdana]The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. [/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana]The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. [/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana]The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. [/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana]The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. [/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana]The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. [/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana]Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.[/FONT]
    Clyde Herrin's Blog
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