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    Funny One-Liners 3

    My mind’s made up, don’t confuse me with facts.

    Talk is cheap. Until you hire a lawyer.

    Take my advice — I'm not using it.

    I got lost in my thoughts. It was unfamiliar territory.

    I started with nothing, and I still have most of it.

    Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

    Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

    Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes...
    Simul Justus et Peccator ~Martin Luther

    "We are justified by faith alone, but the faith that justifies is never alone" ~John Calvin

    "Instead of a river, God often gives us a brook, which may be running today and dried up tomorrow. Why? To teach us not to rest in our blessings, but in the Blesser Himself." ~A. W. Pink

    "The secret is Christ in me, not me in a different set of circumstances" ~Elisabeth Elliot

    "The law is for the self-righteous to humble their pride; the Gospel is for the lost to remove their despair. ~C. H. Spurgeon

    I came here to work not think!
    Sure yelling at the machine encourages it to work better!
    Hot sauce is too spicy bring me some peppers!
    I hear howls are we under attack by wolves, no, just the family singing songs!?
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