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    Funny One-Liners 3

    My mind’s made up, don’t confuse me with facts.

    Talk is cheap. Until you hire a lawyer.

    Take my advice — I'm not using it.

    I got lost in my thoughts. It was unfamiliar territory.

    I started with nothing, and I still have most of it.

    Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

    Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

    Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes...
    Matthew 5
    16 Let your light shine before men in such a way that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father who is in heaven.

    Matthew 7
    12 However you want people to treat you, so treat them, for this is the Law and the Prophets.

    1 Corinthians 13
    1 If I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, but do not have love, I have become a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal.

    James 1
    19 Let everyone be quick to hear, slow to speak and slow to anger;
    20 for the anger of man does not achieve the righteousness of God.

    1 Peter 3
    15 Sanctify Christ as Lord in your hearts, always being ready to make a defense to everyone who asks you to give an account for the hope that is in you, yet with gentleness and reverence.

    #2
    I came here to work not think!
    Sure yelling at the machine encourages it to work better!
    Hot sauce is too spicy bring me some peppers!
    I hear howls are we under attack by wolves, no, just the family singing songs!?

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