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    Funny One-Liners 1

    99 percent of lawyers give all the rest a bad name.

    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

    The last thing I want to do is insult you. But it IS on the list.

    I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem.

    The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

    Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

    Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
    Simul Justus et Peccator ~Martin Luther

    "We are justified by faith alone, but the faith that justifies is never alone" ~John Calvin

    "Instead of a river, God often gives us a brook, which may be running today and dried up tomorrow. Why? To teach us not to rest in our blessings, but in the Blesser Himself." ~A. W. Pink

    "The secret is Christ in me, not me in a different set of circumstances" ~Elisabeth Elliot

    "The law is for the self-righteous to humble their pride; the Gospel is for the lost to remove their despair. ~C. H. Spurgeon

    Yes I have feelings if I just had emotions then I'd be more caring.
    I didn't break wind,I only released pressure!
    A mind is a terrible thing to waste I'll worry about that after this level of mario.
    I didn't see your name on it so I drank it,why'd you mark all over it anyways?
    Let's talk turkey don't be chicken.
    You can tune a piano but you can't tune a fish,my fish never carries a tune.

      "I thought he was going to hit me, so I hit him back first."
      Andy Capp
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