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Hell Introduces 13 New Varieties Of Pineapple Pizza

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HELL—The demonic forces of Satan proudly announced Thursday the debut of 13 new varieties of pineapple pizza, designed to torture millions of humans deceived into consuming the hellish abominations. The exciting new spins on pineapple pizza were forged in the fires of the hottest portions of hell, and are designed to cause the greatest pain […]

 

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HELL—The demonic forces of Satan proudly announced Thursday the debut of 13 new varieties of pineapple pizza, designed to torture millions of humans deceived into consuming the hellish abominations. The exciting new spins on pineapple pizza were forged in the fires of the hottest portions of hell, and are designed to cause the greatest pain […]

 

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Im sure glad we have you here to warn about this. I sure will be able to sleep better knowing this

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Rest assured that the "Babylon Bee" will never be accessed on my computer. Stop showing this disgusting, deceiving junk.

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This reminds me of an old magazine called "Door" it was a spoof on thing like in this site. I this article a bit odd, but interesting in an odd way.

 

 

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