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Tumnus’s bookshelf

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In The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe Lucy enters a magic wardrobe and goes through it into the land of Narnia. There she meets a faun named Tumnus and is invited to his home for tea. In his house is a shelf filled with books and we are told the names of four of them: Is Man a Myth?, Men, Monks, and Gamekeepers: A Study in Popular Legend, The Life and Letters of Silenus, and Nymphs and Their Ways. Have you ever wondered what the names of some of the other books might be? I never have but I found this site, Into the wardrobe , which suggests possible titles and I am listing some of them below. (If you have never read The Chronicles of Narnia this list won’t make any sense but if you have you will probably enjoy it.)

 

The Origin of Christmas: Other-Worldy Holidays

 

Getting through Tashbaan: Reflections of a Talking Horse, by Hwin

 

The Nightly Gathering Habits of Owls, by Jill Pole

 

Signs, a screenplay by Jill Pole

 

Wood Lore and Wisdom, by Jill Pole

 

How To Throw A Party, by Bacchus and his Girls

 

Romping, Fine Wine, and Dining Spots in Narnia: A Guide, by Bacchus

 

Us Lions, by the Other Lion

 

The Aslan Hoax, by Tirian

 

Dragons: a study by someone who almost deserved it, by Eustace Clarence Scrubb

 

A Guidebook to Understanding Dragons, by Eustace Scrubb

 

101 Turkish Delight Recipes, by Edmond Pevensie

 

Its all in Plato, by Prof Digory Kirke

 

What they teach in schools: An Academic Investigation, by Prof Digory Kirke

 

Astronomy for Beginners, by Dr Cornelius

 

There is no other Stream-Aslan’s Rebuttal of Liberal Theology, by Doctor Cornelius

 

Prophecy and Dream Interpretation, by Roonwit (foreword by Doctor Cornelius)

 

Stargazing-a beginner’s guide, by Roonwit, author of bestseller Prophecy and Dream Interpretation (foreword by Doctor Cornelius, author of bestseller There is no other Stream)

 

Roonwit’s Exhaustive Concordance of the Sky

 

From Cabbie to King: The memoirs of King Frank

 

The Calormen Art of Storytelling, by Aravis Tarkheena

 

The Whoo’s Whoo, by Glimfeather

 

A very fine lady, by Andrew Ketterley (censorship issues stopped him from using his original title)

 

Investigations into The MetaScience of Multi-World Travel, by Andrew Ketterley (original writings of unpublished notes)

 

Great scholars and their unquestionable methods, a biography, by Andrew Ketterley

 

Dreamy, Sleepy Music for Dummies, by Faun Tumnus

 

Strange Happenings in Turn of the Century London, by various authors

 

The Disappearing Cabby, by Dr Watson (an unpublished case investigated by Sherlock Holmes)

 

To Serve Marshwiggle, by The Ladies of the Harfang Garden Club

 

Revealing the Real You!, by Puzzle

 

Chalk Tarts and Loam Cakes: a dryad’s cookbook

 

Passing the Buck: Beaurocracy in Action, by Governor Gumpus

 

Dufflepuds I Have Known, by Coriakin

 

Edible Gems of the Wild: The Bism Journals, by Golg

 

Paw-Suckers Anonymous: A Twelve Step Program, by A. Bulgy Bear

 

Raging Twin, by Prince Corin Thunderfist

 

The Last Wave, by Reepicheep

 

Be All That You Can Be, by Bree

 

Tashbaan Revisited, by Rabadash the Ridiculous

 

Protecting Your Clothing During Battle, by Rabadash the Ridiculous (including a new chapter on Leaping)

 

The One Minute Manager: Vacations in No Time, by Edmund and Lucy Pevensie

 

Comparative Religion Studies, by Tashlan

 

Music of Creation, by Polly Plummer (A Collection of Creation Songs and Tunes as Recollected and Remembered)

 

The ABC’s of Sword Maintenance, by Aslan

 

From Monkey to Man: an Autobiography, by Lord Shift

 

The Life of a Retired Star, by Ramandu

 

How to Avoid Enchanted Furniture, by Prince Rilian

 

Disposing of Animal Skins the Responsible Way: The Northern Wastes Hunting Permits Agency.

 

Like, Whatever !?!?!, by Lasaraleen Tarkheena

 

From Strawberry to Fledge. History of the winged horses, by Fledge

 

Learning how to Shoot an Arrow in 3 Simple Steps, by Susan

 

Water is powerful wet stuff and other observations, by the dufflepods.

 

The Lion and the Lamb, by Aslan

 

Beyond The Sea, by Reepicheep

 

The Wood Between The Worlds, by Digory Kirke and Polly Plummer, foreword by King Frank

 

What not to do on a rainy day, by the Pevensie family

 

Dances with Gnomes: A guide to the Underworld, by Golg the Gnome

 

Narnia and the North! My journey home. Memoirs of King Cor, foreword by Bree the horse

 

The Day Aslan Shut the Door: The End of Narnia, an account by several followers of Aslan– found only in the Eternal Library of the new Narnia

 

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This list is hilarious. These books even sound like they would be fun to read. Thanks for posting it, I'm never going to be able to watch the movie without looking at the titles of the books now. It would be really fun to work on a set and make fake books with ridiculous titles would be really awesome.

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