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Study: Mortality Rate Holding Steady At 100%

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  • Study: Mortality Rate Holding Steady At 100%

    WORLD—A new study of the world’s population revealed that the expected mortality rate among humans is still 100%, researchers at Harvard University confirmed Tuesday. The surprising study found that given enough time, every single person on this planet will pass away, completely irrespective of wealth, class, gender, race, nationality, or creed. “The results are fairly […]

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    This study failed to take into account Enoch and Elijah. The fact that they never died shows the true rate is somewhat less than 100%. However they constitute such a small percentage of the total population that for all practical purpose we can say there is a 100% chance we will all die. That is, unless the rapture takes place within our lifetime.
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