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"Jesus activates God Mode" - Newsthump

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  • "Jesus activates God Mode" - Newsthump

    Jesus respawns, activates God mode. Blaming the three-day wait on serious lag caused by a Virgin account, Jesus is understood to have spent three days of Hell in the lobby waiting to reconnect...

    Full story on Newsthump below, but basically, this is if Christianity were Counterstrike. It certainly made me laugh!

    "Critics of Christ say his success is down to using backdoor exploits built into creation, and accused him of multi-accounting."
    Jesus Christ, Lord and Saviour of Mankind, has respawned after getting crucifragged on Friday.
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