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Rich Young Ruler Finds Home At Lakewood Church

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  • Rich Young Ruler Finds Home At Lakewood Church

    HOUSTON, TX—A rich, young ruler looking for salvation was proud to announce Thursday that he finally found a place to call home at Lakewood Church.

    Calling the revelation “powerful” and “moving,” the wealthy, powerful lover of money said he knew Lakewood Church was the place for him after his lifestyle was affirmed and praised by lead pastor and famous author Joel Osteen.

    “This place just makes me feel so comfortable,” the man told reporters. “I came in and told Pastor Joel I was a good person and had kept all the commandments from my youth, and asked him what I still lacked—and do you know what he said? He told me I didn’t lack anything, that I was great just the way I am.”

    The young man further stated that other churches had tried to confront his love of money and challenged him to make Jesus his first priority, and that he had just gone away sad.

    “That’s not what Jesus would have done,” he said confidently.

    Source: Rich Young Ruler Finds Home At Lakewood Church

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    People do like hearing what they want to hear. He is in for a rude awakening somewhere down the road.
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