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New Survey Finds 92% Of Evangelicals Would Have Supported Genghis Khan

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  • New Survey Finds 92% Of Evangelicals Would Have Supported Genghis Khan

    ATLANTA, GA—Genghis Khan, the genocidal warlord who conquered most of Central and Northeast Asia during the first part of the thirteenth century, enjoys widespread support from twenty-first century evangelicals,*a new CNN poll revealed Tuesday. “The level of support for the Supreme Khan of the Mongols is off the charts,” explained Malcom Johnstone, the pollster who

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    Wow, it actually was true.

    I answered the questions and, I am part of the 92%! :)
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    • #3
      That reminds of another recent poll where Republicans were asked if the supported bombing Agrabah. 57% of responders said they were not sure, 30% said they supported bombing it. 13% opposed it. Only 13% of Republicans opposed bombing a fictitious city. 19% of Democrats said they would support bombing Agrabah, and 36% said they oppose it.

      See, most Democrats aren't opposed to senseless war.
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