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    A woman had just moved to a new town and was attending church there for the first time. The sermon was long and boring and the congregation had a hard time staying awake through it. When the service was finally over she decided this would be a good time to get to know her neighbors. She turned to the man sitting next to her and said, "Hello. I'm Gladys Dunn." The man replied, "I'm glad he's done too."
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    Simul Justus et Peccator ~Martin Luther

    "We are justified by faith alone, but the faith that justifies is never alone" ~John Calvin

    "The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us." ~C. S. Lewis

    "The secret is Christ in me, not me in a different set of circumstances" ~Elisabeth Elliot

    "The law is for the self-righteous to humble their pride; the Gospel is for the lost to remove their despair. ~C. H. Spurgeon
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