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    The Rude Parrot

    A young man received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. The man tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently, saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

    Finally, he was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. He shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. In desperation the man threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put it in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, the man quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto the man's outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behaviour."

    He was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude and was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behaviour, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

    Hahaha :D I've heard this one before but a bit different. Although it's similar to this one. The other version would be the parrot keeps on ordering stuffs for his master's convenience store. His master got fed up by this because he's been paying a lot of items for products he didn't ordered. So the master then crucified his parrot and hang it on the door. The parrot then look at his side and noticed another cross with Christ crucified in it, then the parrot asked if he ordered as well. (This is just another joke that I've heard a long time ago)
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